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<description>the light it blinds my eyes!</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:30:52 NZST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man gets 6 months for having sex with picnic table]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=man-gets-6-months-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table-1</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=man-gets-6-months-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table-1</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:30:52 NZST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[So I quite like picnics, but not nearly as much as this guy, who was caught repeatedly having sex with a picnic table on a deck near a primary school. Remind me to bring a table cloth next time I use a picnic table..<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[One for dog lovers]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=one-for-dog-lovers</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=one-for-dog-lovers</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 07:00:10 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=one-for-dog-lovers</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Yeah, not sure what to think of this.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[An Online Game Filled With Genitalia]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=an-online-game-filled-with-genitalia</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=an-online-game-filled-with-genitalia</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:55:44 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=an-online-game-filled-with-genitalia</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I can't describe this game in a way that does it justice. Click on the link and check it out for yourself. However, make sure that NO ONE ELSE IS WATCHING.<br /><br />Thank you<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Google: we're serious, no really, we are!]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=google-were-serious-no-really-we-are</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=google-were-serious-no-really-we-are</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 06:37:57 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=google-were-serious-no-really-we-are</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Wow, what a surprise! After their much-lauded stance over China's overbearing censorship of free speech, they've backflipped.<br /><br />Well done Google, I guess you've gotta sell out to eat out.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Someone Just Bought 241,000 Tonnes of Cocoa Beans]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=someone-just-bought-241000-tonnes-of-cocoa-beans</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=someone-just-bought-241000-tonnes-of-cocoa-beans</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:15:31 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=someone-just-bought-241000-tonnes-of-cocoa-beans</guid>
<description><![CDATA[On the 15th of July a mystery trader bought 241,000 tonnes cocoa beans for NZ$1.3 billion. If this is one person they've just cornered Europe's supply of cocoa beans. I really really hope this is the start of an evil genius's plan to conquer the world.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Struth! Racing Car Almost Wipes Out Spectators in Australia]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=struth-racing-car-almost-wipes-out-spectators-in-australia</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=struth-racing-car-almost-wipes-out-spectators-in-australia</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:57:58 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=struth-racing-car-almost-wipes-out-spectators-in-australia</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Struth cobber, watch out for that airborne mini. Luckily no one died so we can joke about this one.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Who Makes Money in the Music Industry?]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=who-makes-money-in-the-music-industry</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=who-makes-money-in-the-music-industry</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:09:21 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=who-makes-money-in-the-music-industry</guid>
<description><![CDATA[According to this article/graph for every $1,000 worth of music sold the average musician makes $23.30. For even more fun they reckon that only 2.1 percent of albums released last year sold more than 5,000 copies. 5,000 albums at $25 would get the average musician $2,912.50 - 3 weeks work on the average New Zealand wage. Holy crap.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Disappearing Intellectual]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=the-disappearing-intellectual</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=the-disappearing-intellectual</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:04:14 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=the-disappearing-intellectual</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This is a very thoughtful piece on how American is moving into age of anti-intellectualism where thoughtfulness and rationalism are taking a back seat to ignorant populist rants.<br /><br />I sadly believe this is also happening in New Zealand. People who are knowledgeable (or at least have thought about subjects in depth) are shouted down by people with ideologies to pedal and egos to fluff.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Earth's Second Moon]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=the-earths-second-moon</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=the-earths-second-moon</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:50:41 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=the-earths-second-moon</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Holy crap, the earth has a second moon - who would of known? Cruithne: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3753_Cruithne - sure it's only 5 kilometres in diameter and has a really weird orbit but it's a great way to mess with people's heads in trivia quizs, as seen in the video.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[iPhone4 vs HTC Evo]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=iphone4-vs-htc-evo</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=iphone4-vs-htc-evo</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 07:22:44 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=iphone4-vs-htc-evo</guid>
<description><![CDATA[With the Apple true believers beginning to realise that their beloved company has turned into the monopolistic control freak multinational big brother they railed against there's still a frightening amount of wannabe hipsters buying iProducts. So yes, I couldn't resist this video.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Double Rainbow Autotune]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=double-rainbow-autotune</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=double-rainbow-autotune</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 23:50:06 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=double-rainbow-autotune</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You might have sent the video of the guy freaking out about seeing a double rainbow. It's currently doing the rounds on the internet. Which means someone has to come along, slap on an autotune and put it to music - which is surprisingly awesome...<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Prairie Voles Like to Party]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=prairie-voles-like-to-party</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=prairie-voles-like-to-party</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:32:53 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=prairie-voles-like-to-party</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Yes, science is still being awesome. Researchers have been testing the effects of alcohol on prairie voles (who apparently like 6% alcohol drinkies)<br /><br />"Prairie voles, by their nature, stick with one mate for life and devotedly care for babies together. But given alcohol to drink, many become staggering drunkards prone to stepping out on their partners. "<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Manchester, Kentucky - Where Over 50% of People are Obese]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=manchester-kentucky-where-over-50-of-people-are-obese</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=manchester-kentucky-where-over-50-of-people-are-obese</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:19:29 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=manchester-kentucky-where-over-50-of-people-are-obese</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I have been reading "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan which looks at industrialised food in the U.S.A. (among other things). It's one thing to read about how industrialised food is making people fat but it's a completely different experience to read about the actual people.<br /><br />Check out this article, it's about the town of Manchester, Kentucky where 52% of people are obese, not just over<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[ThinkGeek Recieves 12 Page Cease and Desist Letter for Selling Unicorn Meat]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=thinkgeek-recieves-12-page-cease-and-desist-letter-for-selling-unicorn-meat-1</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=thinkgeek-recieves-12-page-cease-and-desist-letter-for-selling-unicorn-meat-1</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:43:53 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=thinkgeek-recieves-12-page-cease-and-desist-letter-for-selling-unicorn-meat-1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Online store for the geeky and socially inept "ThinkGeek" recently received a 12 page cease and desist letter from (U.S.) National Pork Board for selling unicorn meat online.<br /><br />ThinkGeek's response: It was never our intention to cause a national crisis and misguide American citizens regarding the differences between the pig and the unicorn," said Scott Kauffman, President and CEO of Geeknet. "In<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The 10 Best and Most Memorable '80s Cartoon Themes]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=the-10-best-and-most-memorable-80s-cartoon-themes</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=the-10-best-and-most-memorable-80s-cartoon-themes</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:07:42 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=the-10-best-and-most-memorable-80s-cartoon-themes</guid>
<description><![CDATA[For those of you who were still kids in the 80's, remember these?<br /><br /><br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Taking nudity to a whole new level]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=taking-nudity-to-a-whole-new-level</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=taking-nudity-to-a-whole-new-level</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:02:41 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=taking-nudity-to-a-whole-new-level</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I still can't work out if this is NSFW or not?<br /><br />The Eizo: Pin-up Calendar 2010 offers you more than the usual integral nude. <br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[10 Alternative Bicycle Designs]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=10-alternative-bicycle-designs</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=10-alternative-bicycle-designs</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 19:18:30 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=10-alternative-bicycle-designs</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Here's an interesting collection of bicycle designs over at Popular Mechanics. Unfortunately there is recumbants but you can quickly click past those before the nausea and shame kicks in.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Puppy thrown at German biker gang]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=puppy-thrown-at-german-biker-gang</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=puppy-thrown-at-german-biker-gang</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:34:44 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=puppy-thrown-at-german-biker-gang</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Either an attempt at suicide that borders on insane genius or a failed hippy attempt at mellowing the one percenters with a bit of puppy love.<br />I wonder if he cried ":Hi ho Caterpillar and away!!!" as he floored it outta there in the bulldozer??<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Broken Bells - The Ghost Inside]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=broken-bells-the-ghost-inside</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=broken-bells-the-ghost-inside</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 19:15:54 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=broken-bells-the-ghost-inside</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I've had this album on high repeat over the past week. The video should excite you sci-fi geeks out there. It stars Christina Hendricks (from Madman) as she pilots her spaceship towards stardom, or not. <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Higgs Boson May Exist in Five Forms]]></title>
<link>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=higgs-boson-may-exist-in-five-forms</link>
<comments>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=higgs-boson-may-exist-in-five-forms</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:54:07 NZST</pubDate>
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<guid>http://www.channel-six.com/story.php?title=higgs-boson-may-exist-in-five-forms</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Opening the way for dozens of "Fifth Element" jokes scientists working on the Large Hadron Collider believe the elusive Higgs Boson (referred to by numpties as the "God Particle") may exist in five forms.<br /><br />I'm sure the fundamentalist religious nutbars will get excited too, but they're easily excited these days. If someone finds any wacky religious interpretations of what the five forms could be<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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